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[Going around]

Update

Hey guys, long time no see. 

A lot has happened since we last spoke: I have been able to travel and to spend time in the real world, with people I can see. I quickly realised how the internet was preventing me from becoming a more complete person. I’m nearly 27, still bi as fuck, and I’m doing good. 

Venezuela is doing good, as well. Just today, Guaidó hopped on top of a car and waved the flag over a crowd of cheering hands, in the middle of a highway. His boldness makes me cry in relief. His spirit makes us want to work for a better tomorrow. 

When it comes to this profile, however, I’m not sure what to do with it. I can’t bring myself to delete it, and I have changed too much to be a Tumblr regular again. So I’ll leave it open, and I may or may not come back. 

(If I do return, I might do some major changes to my profile)

Thank you guys, for keeping up with me! DM me if you want to follow me into my regular, real life profiles :)

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[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

I’m moving to Reddit

It’s a lighter app, my handle is herethereyeverywhere if you guys want to follow me there… I have no idea how reddit works so it shall be fuuuuun

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

And also I have a WordPress now, Deliciouslysporadiccollection, where I’ll write the same things I’ve been writing here… As well as fiction. I’ll get to publish my stories for the first time in a decade

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

And, like, have fun and don’t bully people! One day, when I have wifi again, I’ll knooooow

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[smeasel]

@deliciouslysporadiccollection it’s probably for the best because the whole world will make fun of you for liking mayonnaise. do you have any favorite condiments/spices you like? I’ve never had South American cuisine I don’t think! :)

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

Actually we used to have mayonnaise, and it remains a pretty popular condiment despite the scarcity (mostly people sighing because they can’t get good mayonnaise anymore, like my mom). But we also have guasacaca, a vegetables and avocado sauce you can put on anything salty, but you have to make your own because, since every restaurant knows how to make it, nobody sells it.

[Going around]

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

I’m moving to Reddit

It’s a lighter app, my handle is herethereyeverywhere if you guys want to follow me there… I have no idea how reddit works so it shall be fuuuuun

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

And also I have a WordPress now, Deliciouslysporadiccollection, where I’ll write the same things I’ve been writing here… As well as fiction. I’ll get to publish my stories for the first time in a decade

[Going around]

Right now there is no internet in my home (because PATRIA) . I barely leave my home. And other places with wifi don’t have enough force for me to go on Tunblr—I have to use mobile data.

So, like, I’ll see you guys when this is sorted out.

[Going around]

I’m moving to Reddit

It’s a lighter app, my handle is herethereyeverywhere if you guys want to follow me there… I have no idea how reddit works so it shall be fuuuuun

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[targuzzler]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[phisobi]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

Do you regularly microwave mayonnaise? Does it taste differently?

[smeasel]

what kills me the most about reactions like this is the fact that this experiment is so easily replicated

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

Mayonnaise is scarce in my country (I could make it from scratch if eggs weren’t scarce as well, though) and my microwave isn’t really operative

And I simply don’t love mayonnaise enough

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[darkseid]

so some local comic book shop accidentally had a shitload of anime girl…. tapestries (I guess?) printed and was desperate to get rid of them so now the cat shelter we go to uses them as cat blankets and it leads to many a funny sight

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

I’m sad that none of them was a cat girl

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[satans-bacon]

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

[saucycuervo]

I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.

and I dont have my phd

[thewolf-in-me]

that doesn’t look like a fun death though

[nonymoose]

what about now?

[dil-howlters-phone]

Yeah good enough

[scumfuckus]

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

Would that last one count as bottom surgery? Does it work with boobs too?

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[lingreed]

[deliciouslysporadiccollection]

It true